galecoin

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Invest in $GALE and the Moon will come to you!

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Technology

Galecoin uses entirely centralized technology like the good ol' days. We don't give a shit about the fancy-dancy sma'at contracts, because we don't have five billion dollars to spend on the EVM 🤓🤓🤓

This baby's a rug-pull 9000, but here's some LIVE STATISTICS to convince you to invest!!!

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